pinched-wicks: Just wanted to say I like your blog and John Waters is my God. I'm working on a love letter to send him, but won't finish until it's perfect. Just to ensure that he reads my letter, I'm including a pair of women's underwear that I stole from a hookup. Married men should really be more careful.
Why thank you!
And yes that is a genius plan! Let me (and the world) know how it goes!